Dads: Amazon doesn't want your money

Ahh dads, kicked to the curb again by the multi national corporations behind the consumer baby-buying frenzy. Amazon just released this ad campaign targeting mothers called "amazon moms".

I can just imagine the scene at Sterling Cooper now:

Don: Peggy, Kinsey, pitch me diapers.

Kinsey: How about instead I just wave my pipe around and stroke my beard like a huge douche canoe?

Peggy: What about a campaign that recognizes that it is counter productive to divide moms and dads into separate marketing groups? Why don't we run a campaign that recognizes that it's families that make decisions about products based on recommendations from their friends and social circle and that we will only piss them off if we alienate fathers?

Don: (throwing his scotch across the room just missing peggy's head) Shut up bitch! Give me a baby with bear ears and send the message that we don't want any dads shopping here!



Also check out this one below. Notice anything funny? No? Anything? Does the word "Cruisers" have a kind of sleazy "looking for sex in a park" connotation to anyone else?